When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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