I think scott just propositioned me for sex
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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