he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
The dick lei will go down in squad history
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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