weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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