We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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