do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize