she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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