and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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