Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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