We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
There are leaves in my underwear?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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