So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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