Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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