I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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