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he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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