You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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