she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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