I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude i'm inner monologue high
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My penis needs a shock collar
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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