it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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