i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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