I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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