apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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