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(213): View more from California

Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.

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(757): View more from Virginia

He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops

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(480): View more from Arizona

omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved

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(314): View more from Missouri

My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building

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(440): View more from Ohio

You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.

(812): View more from Indiana

That makes no sense, but good luck

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