i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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