people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
