Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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