id be glad to
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
