Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
