Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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