So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he wants to bone in the snuggie
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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