Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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