I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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