this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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