I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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