I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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