go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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