he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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