it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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