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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I never want to see another naked old woman again.

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(714): View more from California

im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity

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(678): View more from Georgia

I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.

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(718): View more from New York

you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...

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(517): View more from Michigan

can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised

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(505): View more from New Mexico

You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.

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I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.

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(650): View more from California

Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt

(1-650): View more from California

Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here

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