i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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