he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Ladies don't puke and tell
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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