Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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