This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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