Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Damn victory sex feels great
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