think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Well I just put wine in my tea
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I came so hard my ears popped.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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