Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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