pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He has the fingertips of a God
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