i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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