gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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