ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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