my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
A bitchslap is in order.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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