Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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