Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Randomize
